1. The lecture will no longer hold
2. The test will not hold agiain
3. There will be a holiday tomorrow/next week
4. Next week is lecture free for revision
5.The lecturer promised to conduct the test again for those who missed it
6. You are suspended for just 2 weeks :-)
7. Examinations have been postponed
8. Daddy will make the bank to alert you soon
9. Lecturer says you all performed well in his yet to be pasted result
10. The attendance will carry the minimum of 5 marks
11. That wicked lecturer is on sabatical leave and his course to be undertaken by another lecturer
12. Registration is extended of which you have not paid
13. You only have HIV, not Ebola. Lol

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